Vote like your nation's survival depends on it... because it does..

Fight global warming! Be cool..

If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win..

What a waste of an education Rick Santorum is! ... Let's just pray that none of his home-schooled kids grow up to be an airline pilot, okay? That's a….

It takes two seconds to tell the truth and it costs nothing. A lie takes time and it costs everything..

You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous….