People with the boat bug are never happier than when they are poking around marinas, fantasizing about owning other people's boats. It's a disease th….

I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine..

It is a fact that scientists have deposited dye in certain lakes around Orlando and tracked the effluent to Florida Bay. There is a lake near Evergla….

Never whine about the French. It's considered a sign of weakness to even acknowledge their existence. Remember: The poor devils haven't won anything ….

In any conflict the boundaries of behavior are defined by the party that cares the least about morality.