For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :).

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming..

PHP is rarely the bottleneck..

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems..

I don't like programming. It's tedious..

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothb….

I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming la….

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard..

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems..

I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memo….

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards..