I see you got a crew cut...and the crew never came back!.

I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side..

I see you have wavey hair....its waveing goodbye!.

I wanted to have a Vanna White look alike contest here, the only problem was, most of the girls who showed up look like Betty White..

I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over..