Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell..

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?.

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock..

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last..

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save..

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words..

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war..

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing..

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”.

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much.