Stay away from philosophy, kids: it will ruin your mind..

Shania Twain ... has done more for country and western than heartbreak and whiskey combined..

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Everything written, if it has anything in it, will offend someone, and if the mere taking of offence was to amount to a licence to kill the offender,….

Hollywood is a narcotic, not a stimulant. It wants to sell you something. Literature wants to tell you something..

The Prime Minister, a specialist in calling in the locksmith after the horses had fled - the whole herd in fact - and the barn in ruins, ended the we….