Occupation: Author Birth: September 1, 1974
It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic fo….
I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit..
Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?.
Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of t….
Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one..
I think I just had an evilgasm..
You should have seen the look on your skull..