As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways ….

I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarette….

The ashes of your existence will fertilize the soil for the universe to follow..

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead..

If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clot….

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not..

...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. P….

This is where you first failed us. You gave us minds and told us not to think. You gave us curiosity and put a booby-trapped tree right in front of u….

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces..

I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here..

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child..

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity..

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see..

Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter name." "I'll have to forget how to sp….

In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more t….

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world..

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT..

There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls walk their dogs while wearing a….

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos..

I seldom feel trapped by my world. Setting up rules and restrictions is part of the process. It gives your world shape. I always look at these things….