I like to read biographies of authors that I love, like Richard Yates. I also like to see what non-fiction authors are out there. My bible is Somethi….

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else..

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say..

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life..

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back..

For 45 years I've worked without an audience..

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror..

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection..

My parents were my worst audience..