There's nothing worse than being an aging young person..

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enou….

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatr….

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells..

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth..

All humor is rooted in pain..

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time..

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit..

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it..

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic..

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other mat….

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not a….

Yes, I'm religious. God has shown me things, made certain ways clear to me..

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there..

You gotta be cool when you're macho man, cuz you can't be sensitive and care about someone having a good time in bed, cuz that's too scary... When yo….

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'..

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals..

When I was in Africa, this voice came to me and said, "Richard, what do you see?" I said, "I see all types of people." The voice said, "But do you se….

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want….