Occupation: Comedian Birth: December 1, 1940 Death: December 10, 2005
I believe in divine forces and energies..
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit..
So after Another You I ran off to my very own piece of paradise, my home in Hana..
I think about dying. I've come to realize we all die alone in one way or another..
I became a performer because it was what I enjoyed doing..
I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit..
Freebase? What's free about it?.
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like... ….
When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!.
No, I'm not dying, and I sure... ain't dead..
I know that if I wasn't scared, something's wrong, because the thrill is what's scary..
I won't talk about what it was like in prison, except to say I'm glad I'm out and that I plan never to go back and to pay my taxes every day..
But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus..
Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?.
I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it..
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo..
If you want a friend, you don't buy a friend, Eric, you earn a friend through love and trust and respect..
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers..
There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground..
Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with….
I was given two weeks to walk again, so I hooked up with a trainer, and he... had me walking. I'll never forget that, it was grueling..