Occupation: Magician Birth: June 16, 1954
I am at a loss to figure out how to rid my e-mail of those bottom-feeders of the electronic world, the generators of spam.... If I were Emperor of th….
I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist..
Self-Checkout Line The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment..
Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the s….
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart..
Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good….
Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t..
Warranty A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function..