POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that,….

True individualists are always at odds with the universe. Set adrift by their peculiar tastes and interests, they spend their lives searching for kin….

The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability..

But God has the most fun with artists and writers: he inflames them with the desire to rival his own creations, then douses their overheated ambition….

Math anxiety: an intense lifelong fear of two trains approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 MPH..

We're still just the world's premium brand of ape..

Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty.

Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equalit….

REVOLUTIONARY: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor..

CHILDHOOD: The rapidly shrinking interval between infancy and first arrest on a drug or weapons charge..

Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision.

Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end u….

Most people perceive moderates as timid, middle-of-the-roaders, who can't take a stand..