You are one freaking awesome baboon..

We’re staying together,” he promised. “You’re not getting away from me. Never again.” Only then did she understand what would happen. A one-way trip.….

Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy….

Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!” She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. “Open it!” Leo yelled again..

"Yeah, flattering." Percy raised Riptide. "But actually I'm the son of Poseidon. I'm from Camp Half-Blood.".

My brother broke into a toothy grin. "Yay! Your brain works!.

I held out my dad’s magic box and let it o, sure it would smash to the floor. Instead, the box disappeared. “Cool,” I said. “Sure you I can get it ba….

He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every ste….

The main courtyard was filled with warriors - mermen with fish tails from the waist down and human bodies from the waist up, except their skin was bl….

I sailed on the cold air currents above the rooftops of Paris. I could see the river, the Louvre Museum, the gardens and palaces. And a mouse-yum. Ha….

She looked at me, like she was drinking in the fact that I was still here. And I realized I was doing the same thing. The world was collapsing, and t….

I still don't understand what a sea god would be doing in Atlanta." Leo snorted. "What's a wine god doing in Kansas? Gods are weird..

Rachel: You're a half-blood, too? Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about? Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren't human! The….

Stop!" he yelled at the others. "Multigrain fighting is not allowed!.

Annabeth recognized something else in her face, too - in the hard set of her mouth and the deliberate way she raised her chin like she was ready to a….

I love Norse mythology - Thor and Odin and Loki - amazing characters..

Laistry....I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?" "Canadians..

I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape wou….

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?.

The sea does not like to be restrained..

And when demigods use cell phones, the signals agitate every monster within a hundred miles. It's like sending up a flare: Here I am! Please rearrang….