So what if they were in Tartarus? So what if they stood a slim chance of surviving? He was so glad that they were together, he had the ridiculous urg….

'Harry Potter' opened so many doors for young adult literature. It really did convince the publishing industry that writing for children was a viable….

I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing..

Could I just use the loo?” I asked the nice officer. “No.” She closed the door in my face, As if I might rig an explosion in the toilet. Honestly..

Until she met the exploding statue, Annabeth thought she was prepared for anything..

Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist!.

Hazel screamed at the top of her lungs, but it was a scream of delight. For the first time in her life-in her two lives-she felt absolutely unstoppab….

Maybe if he did really well they'd give him some mouldy apples..

My dear, I'm a cat. Everything I see is mine..

Plus, humor ws a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn't work, there was always Plan B. Run aaway. Over and over..

She’s pretty,” Zethes mumbled. “I mean, she’s right..

but I felt as if I’d just been Photoshopped out of my own book cover. And if there was one thing I wasn’t used to, it was being ignored.

Humor was a good way to hide the pain..

Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!.

There!" Mars finished writing and threw the scroll at Octavian. "A prophecy. You can add it to your books, engrave it on the floor, whatever." Octavi….

The first time Calypso came to check on [Leo], it was to complain about the noise. “Smoke and fire,” she said. “Clanging on metal all day long. You’r….

Terminus sniffed. “I guard borders. I don’t kill giants. It’s not in my job description..

It blew my mind that this stuff had survived for two thousand, three thousand years..

I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing..

Frank tugged again with no luck. Even Hazel was trying not to laugh. Frank grimaced with concentration. Suddenly, he disappeared. On the deck where h….

Gods forbid if she ever broke up with him. She'd never be able to visit the sea again without remembering her broken heart. Annabeth about Percy.