I think, if you've got children, that's your life. Your 'showbiz' life, if you want to call it that, is a separate thing, and it isn't everything to ….

I think it's almost an indulgence to focus on the dark side of things. And as you get older, you want to focus on the positive..

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that..

Terribly sad news about Stuart Cable, such a lovely, warm, funny, talented man..

If you're a comedian, you are looking for material in daily life..

When you're a kid, I think you want to be a film star. And I'm not as enamoured with that any more. The reality of that life is a lot of travel, and ….

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a deligh….

I still have lots of friends from my pre-success days..

I just look like someone with a long face. Not just A. P. McCoy himself, but some of the horses he rides..

The thing is, when I had my first success it did coincide with the end of my first marriage, and because I went on to have a very, very unhappy two y….

I'm a very, very handsome man, and have had to come to terms with it... um, do I like the way I look? In the right light, and with a following wind..

Sometimes great stuff comes quickly and sometimes it doesn't and you've got to dig in for the long haul, don't loose heart, and wait for something to….

Math was a two-part exam and I once didn't go for the second part. I knew I'd done so badly on the first it was hopeless. I re-took it about four or ….

I'm prone to a more depressed outlook on life..

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot..

There are some people who only know me for cornflakes ads, and that's fine. I have a charmed life..

I had a moment where I realised I could do silly voices, that lots of people I knew couldn't do silly voices, and that thus I must be able to make mo….

I do seem to look like a lot of people..

I don't think any of my kids would have a good word to say about me. I think they deny that they even know me. At school, they pretend they are Anton….