Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments..

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is ….

Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you're saying. He really puts everyone else at ….

I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know why she did this - but she sent me some pict….

Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people..

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mou….

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad..

You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne. Where I had to take this medicine - seriou….

I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts..

I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on..

If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a ….

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everyt….

I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found some skele….

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him i….

I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it..

I don't normally get very star struck. However, I was just at a table read for a movie. It was an animated movie where they have all the actors come ….

I've gotten to go to a lot of places that I never would have been able to go and been able to meet a lot of people. And every now and then you'll be ….

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk..

We just haven't found Bigfoot because the world is big. And the woods are deep. The more TV shows that we can get where people go out looking for Big….

I have a thing that I do when I meet famous people where I try to play it really cool. Sometimes I pretend like I don't know them.I was at this party….

The first concert I ever went to was the Bee Gees. I don't know if you remember the Bee Gees. My mom took me. I was little. But my mom was a big disc….