I've gotten to go to a lot of places that I never would have been able to go and been able to meet a lot of people. And every now and then you'll be ….

I have a thing that I do when I meet famous people where I try to play it really cool. Sometimes I pretend like I don't know them.I was at this party….

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk..

The first concert I ever went to was the Bee Gees. I don't know if you remember the Bee Gees. My mom took me. I was little. But my mom was a big disc….

Most monuments are not something you're going to keep me out of. And I go to a lot of monuments..

Paul McCartney chit-chats with you, he makes eye contact with you, he seems really interested in what you're saying. He really puts everyone else at ….

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is ….

I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know why she did this - but she sent me some pict….

Don't ever use duct tape on your privates. That's what I always tell people..

I got a parking ticket one time in L.A. and I was furious about it. I was trying to prove a point to the guy who gave it to me and I put it in my mou….

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad..

You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne. Where I had to take this medicine - seriou….

I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts..

I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on..

If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a ….

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everyt….

I didn't believe in Bigfoot.I just thought, "No, that would be impossible. You know, we would have found Bigfoot by now. We would've found some skele….

I would host a show where I take famous people out into the woods every week to find Bigfoot. I would do that. And you know what? We would find him i….

I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it..

I don't normally get very star struck. However, I was just at a table read for a movie. It was an animated movie where they have all the actors come ….

We just haven't found Bigfoot because the world is big. And the woods are deep. The more TV shows that we can get where people go out looking for Big….