Brainpower is the scarcest commodity and the only one of real value..

A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of….

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't ….

Under our system every voter and officeholder is a man who has demonstrated through voluntary and difficult service that he places the welfare of the….

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat..

The most expensive thing in the world is a second-best military establishment, good but not good enough to win..

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them..

Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No righ….

Consider the black widow spider. It's a timid little beastie, useful and, for my taste, the prettiest of the arachnids, with its shiny, patent-leathe….

Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things..

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet you can't win..

The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you..

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove..

Evolution is a process that never stops. Baboons who fail to exhibit moral behavior do not survive; they wind up as meat for leopards..

Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back..

The two highest achievements of the human mind are the twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty". Whenever these twin concepts fall into disrepute, get o….

Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin..

...a book need never die and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man..

Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete….

I never learned from a man who agreed with me..

...I am opposed to all attempts to license or restrict the arming of individuals... I consider such laws a violation of civil liberty, subversive of ….