when faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again..

Don't appeal to mercy to God the Father up in the sky, little man, because he's not at home and never was at home, and couldn't care less. What you d….

It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code... obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence..

The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire..

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us..

It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code. Most of these jokers don't even want to use language ….

Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?.

A boy who gets a C- in 'Appreciation of Television' can't be all bad..

There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who "love Nature" while deploring the "artificialities" with which "Man has spoiled Nature.'" ….

I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food..

A motion to adjourn is always in order..

Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply..

With eternity to draw on there could be no reason for hurrying - 'hurry' was not a concept in Martian..

English is the largest of human tongues, with several times the vocabulary of the second largest language -- this alone made it inevitable that Engli….

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly..

Dad claims that library science is the foundation of all sciences just as math is the key -- and we will survive or founder, depending on how well th….

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed..

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, b….

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery..

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt..

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy..