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I'll give you an exact definition. When the happiness of another person becomes as essential to yourself as your own, then the state of love exists.
Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money but long on hugs
Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.
It seems to me that the secret of true happiness in life is to know what you are and then be content to be that, in style, head up and proud, and not yearn to be something else.
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not receive this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.
Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.
The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to alcoholic brotherhood ... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort.
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.
People usually believe anything that they are told early and often.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?
A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.
Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance --
To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.
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