The brain forgets much, but the lower back remembers everything..

Sometimes in life you have an appointment with destiny, and sometimes you just have to get destiny to squeeze you in..

Art is an attempt to understand, yielding pleasure in the attempt whether or not we understand..

You can hope for a miracle in your life, or you realize that your life is the miracle..

Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law w….

Life is a series of family photos in which eventually you stop showing up..

Worse than telling a lie is spending the rest of your life staying true to a lie..

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, not forgetting to leave others be as you would have them leave you be..

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things..

We have a choice every day — to act on yesterday's good intentions or get an early start on tomorrow's regrets..

To find someone who will love you through success and failure is to discover how little life has to do with either..

Few can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier..

Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was..

The older I get, the less time I want to spend with the part of the human race that didn't marry me..

There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose..

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it..

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled, spun off the Ten Commandments..

Whatever you put aside to seek happiness, remember where you put it..

The best solution seldom requires that someone be right and someone else be wrong..

There is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment..

The trick to playing second fiddle is to play it like second Stradivarius..