Nowadays you envy a manic-depressive. Half the time he's happy, the other half he's right..

The secret to happiness is to put the burden of proof on unhappiness..

Road rage is the expression of the amateur sociopath in all of us, cured by running into a professional..

For some it is love undeniably. For others it is making it work, never actually knowing what it is..

A toast once heard: "To my big sister, who never found her second Easter egg until I'd found my first.".

For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise..

You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners..

Life is not about discovering our talents; it is about pushing our talents to the limit and discovering our genius..

There is a child in every one of us who is still a trick-or-treater looking for a brightly-lit front porch..

Nothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone..

Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves..

It's like this. Father Time keeps pitching the years at us. We swing and miss at a few. We hit a few out of the park. We try not to take any call….

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness..

So often our greatest triumph is a willing surrender..

Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors..

I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it..

Yes, I believe in guardian angels, because otherwise I must believe that life is a string of death-defying miracles - and I don't believe in miracles..

As important as shared memories is the silent agreement that certain things never happened..

Sometimes the best way to forgive is to let the other person forget..

If Creation were a crime, would not God be the prime suspect?.

There is no such thing as gratitude unexpressed. If it is unexpressed, it is plain, old-fashioned ingratitude..