Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut..

I’d heard about the Baptists from Jacob Henry’s mother. According to her, Baptists were a strange lot. They put you in water to see how holy you were….

Writers, good ones, don't tell stories. Characters show stories..

My backside and my privates. I’m stuck so full of prickers, it makes me smart just to think on it..

A plot is two dogs and one bone..

A good writer writes with a camera, not a pen..