Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our fat….

I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight..

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn'….

My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit..

For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequen….

The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it..

Repetition is the death of art..