Occupation: Comedian Birth: February 20, 1969
Once you start looking at the world rationally, it becomes much more exciting..
Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe..
I want to create shows which are interesting. I hope that some people are excited by some of the ideas..
One idea I explore in my stand-up show is whether, if you try looking at the universe rationally and avoid coping mechanisms like mysticism or religi….
We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing noth….
To be paid, to be employed to be an enthusiast and be excited about existence is fantastic..
My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones match….
If you really want space on public transport you should carry some pornography from the 1970s and a pair of children's safety scissors, then delicate….
Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains..
My life is constant revision but it's not revision, a lot of it is for the first time..
The worst, the most difficult thing I think is that the more you become intrigued by science and the information is out there, the more you are aware….
We as human beings like to be cocksure and certain..
I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to me and go, 'What have you been doing, you idi….
If the Royal Variety Show was put in a matter transportation machine with the Royal Institution Christmas lectures, this is what you'd get..
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom..
As much as of course that Englishness of always to be embarrassed about any sense of complement, it is nice to know that a lot of the projects that I….
I thought I better warn you that I am not one of those politically correct comedians, but it turns out that also I'm not really that racist, homophob….
Life, to me personally, I believe it is a finite thing, my consciousness, and I want to use it as much as possible..
I have spent a reasonable percentage of my life in libraries - I like the hush..
I have a theory that evolutionary biologists are more vain than particle physicists..
Science is very cross-generational; you're not just aiming it at twentysomethings, or eightysomethings. Every town's got a really broad selection of ….