Robin Williams

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.