She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure..

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes.

It's the same sex all the time..

Finding a good script is really difficult and the scariest thing of all is when they say about a script that's not right, "we will fix it.." It's lik….

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Al….

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity..

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!.

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself..

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use perso….

When in doubt, go for the dick joke..

The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really….

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand..

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence..

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did..

Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die..

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing n….

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'.

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block.".

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church..