Is it my sweat that's no longer sweet?.

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know..

Carrying 200 pounds of velvet and satin around a stage for 90 minutes - that's man's work, let me tell you..

I must really confess right here, the attraction was purely physical..

I had this almost Dickensian look. I was quite fragile..

You can keep your Streisands..

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be..

Well, there's not a day goes by when I don't get up and say thank you to somebody..

I always thought I was so fit..

I don't think people expect Bruce Springsteen to come out in a pink satin jacket, but Rod Stewart, they do. And I like doing it; I don't wear it just….

Spread your wings and let me come inside..

Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea..

We all need a laugh and I guess you're just the one..

Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris - they are things of beauty..

You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast..

I tried therapy. This had never appealed to me. For me, it was a bit like a Chinese meal: very filling at the time, but then an hour later you're hun….

All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head..

It has gone past me now, the writing phase..

I am a man of contradictions, I suppose..

I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out..

I enjoy a glass of wine, and I love my football. I suppose it's because I'm a real working-class..