I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener..

It's our mortality that terrifies us, because what we're really seeking is immortality - that is, after all, a fool's errand..

Cats are a tonic, they are a laugh, they are a cuddle, they are at least pretty just about all of the time and beautiful some of the time..

Being patted is what it is all about..

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats..

Who can go to a rodeo and then criticize the hunter? ... an expertly placed bullet would be the best gift a rodeo horse could receive..