Occupation: Comedian Birth: March 21, 1962
There's something about being a part of Broadway and going backstage. You know, like when I go to see a show now and going backstage and saying "Hi" ….
And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms.
The gray has gone away. I am living in bright Technicolor..
I love to be able to support other women comics..
Somebody's values and their morals are shown best in the way they treat others and their children, and the world in general. It's not necessarily the….
I know I'm a really good mother. I know it. I'm a really good mother..
If civil disobedience is the way to go about change, than I think a lot of people will be going to San Francisco.
I think Oprah who is the height of aspiration and inspiration recognizes something in me that is germane..
Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat?.
Public school teachers in Long Island, New York, saved my life in the '70s. They were involved and invested and helpful. One took me into her family ….
You can walk through life believing in the goodness of the world, or walk through life afraid of anyone who thinks different than you and trying to c….
I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun ….
The Second Amendment is not really a right..
I think everyone spins. You would just be an empty vacant shell reporting facts. I mean, you have your life that you bring with you to every moment t….
I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it..
I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests..
I want the same standard applied to homosexuals as is applied to heterosexuals..
You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again..
I think what children need is love, security, stability, consistency, and kindness..
I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyon….
As a result of the [9/11] attack and the killing of nearly 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people in their countr….