Paul Newman is not a very good pool player..

I'm known clean around the Earth..

You don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they do, and then don't do it!.

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night..

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions..

No one on this Earth knows how old I am..