Explore Quotes by Rush Limbaugh

I've given up on being accurately portrayed in the media.

If I sound like I'm enjoying myself, it's not artificial. It's real.

I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me.

I've always believed in the old-fashioned way: When you've got scoundrels in office, you vote 'em out.

I'm just wondering, folks, if I gave a speech on anti-capitalism, do you think I could be named Person of the Year by 'TIME Magazine?'

I used to have a phrase: Liberalism is spreading misery equally. And now the ruling class throughout Washington seems to have adopted this.

I'm not afraid of having an agenda. I do have an agenda. It's a positive agenda.

I think I'm becoming a psychologist in explaining the Republican Party. It's the only way you can explain 'em. It's psychological.

I'm a member of the media. I'm America's Anchorman.

I never turn on the news over the weekend, short of a nuclear detonation somewhere. I just don't. I don't learn anything from it anymore.

I tell you, Bono may have a point. South Africa needs a Walmart.

I reject most conventional wisdom.

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.

I sometimes wish I weren't as logical as I am and I wish I weren't as smart as I am, because I'd be happy.

I never try to get noticed. It just happens. I never try.

I say what I mean. I don't speak in code. That's why I am a star and ace communicator.

I live in Realville, and my problem is that I'm governed by logic. And some of the claims that are made by people on the left just don't hold up.

I have no interest in being wrong, so if I am, please correct me. I don't want to be wrong. There's nothing in it for you or for me to be wrong.

I have an institutional fear of big government. I have an institutional opposition to bureaucracy.

I hate charts. I just despise 'em.

I can't give money away to buy listeners. I can't pay listeners off with phones or food stamps or anything. I can't come by my audience by buying it.