Explore Quotes by Rush Limbaugh

You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.

I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback do well. There is a little hope invested in McNabb, and he got a lot of credit for the performance of this team that he didn't deserve. The defense carried this team.

We've always known that Democrats are anti-war, and we've always known that we can't really count on them when it comes to national defense. But we have finally seen with whom they will go to war: the American people who disagree with them.

Women were doing quite well in this country before feminism came along.

Ladies and gentlemen, the economic disaster, the tailspin, the destruction of the greatest economic engine in the history of the world, these policies of Barack Obama's, which have led us to this point, are precisely why I fearlessly said and still say, I hope he fails.

Why would we expect the French to fight to liberate the Iraqis when they wouldn't fight to liberate themselves?

Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier.

When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia _x000D_(former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on _x000D_drugs. And yet hes being honored, like some godlike _x000D_figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

Liberals have created, and the minority leadership has exploited, a community of dependent people, unaware of the true route to prosperity and happiness: self-reliance and self-investment. Instead, people are told that American is unjust, unfair, and full of disadvantages. They are told that their only hope is for government to fix their problems. What has happened is that generations of people have bought into this nonsense and as result have remained hopelessly mired in poverty and despair -- because the promised solutions don't work. And they will never work -- they never have.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

The world’s biggest problem is the unequal distribution of capitalism. If there were capitalism everywhere, you wouldn’t have food shortages.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it.

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller).

She comes to me when she wants to be fed. And after I feed her -- guess what -- she's off to wherever she wants to be in the house, until the next time she gets hungry. She's smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Bigot: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

Too many whites are getting away with drug use... Too many whites are getting away with drug sales... The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.

I think this reason why girls don’t do well on multiple choice tests goes all the way back to the Bible, all the way back to Genesis, Adam and Eve. God said, ‘All right, Eve, multiple choice or multiple orgasms, what’s it going to be?’ We all know what was chosen.

And don't forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There's a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I'm reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don't mention that.