Occupation: Comedian Birth: June 4, 1975
Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D..
When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different..
The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love..
If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction ….
I regret that I didn’t realize that actually they’ve got no power over you at school — it’s all just a trick to indoctrinate you into being a conditi….
I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better..
How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species..
The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have..
Drugs and alcohol are not my problem, reality is my problem, drugs and alcohol are my solution..
My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents..
If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help..
People who say the system works work for the system..
The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose..
I do transcendental meditation, which is, I suppose, derived from Vedic or Ayurvedic principles, which is sort of Hindu principles..
I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of oth….
Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space..
By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded..
Apathy is a rational reaction to a system that no longer represents, hears or addresses the vast majority of people..
People don't realize that the future is just now, but later..
Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration..
Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I'll feel most at ease..