A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman..

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?.

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published..

Tennis is an addiction that once it has truly hooked a man will not let him go..

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing..

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence..

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice..

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved..

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it..

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal..

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong..

A lady is nothing very specific. One man's lady is another man's woman; sometimes, one man's lady is another man's wife. Definitions overlap but they….

The world of the arts is by no means always comfortable, but neither is it likely ever to be boring. It is full of surprises, humor, traps for the un….

What we are headed for is a sort of social structure in which the highbrows are the elite, the middlebrows are the bourgeoisie and the lowbrows are h….

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own..

Improvisation was the blood and bone of jazz, and in the classic, New Orleans jazz it was collective improvisation in which each performer, seemingly….

Camouflage is a game we all like to play.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works..

Ragtime was a fanfare for the 20th century..

For all its flexibility, television is more a mirror of taste than a shaper of it..

Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence. It is the dishonest businessman's substitute for conscience. It is the communicat….