Occupation: Writer Birth: October 20, 1980
Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understandin….
Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something..
The secret to writing sound effects is having a room you can be alone in, trying to make the sounds yourself, and seeing what comes out. It's similar….
I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the ….
We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE.
Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret..
I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to..
They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes..
Failure is just success rounded down..
If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again..
Progress! Progress through everybody dying and their kids eventually not caring who their parents hated!.
Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons..
But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it.….
We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice..
I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences..
ComicsAlliance asked if I wanted to do some holiday comics using a new layout and I said ‘HELLO, NEVER IN MY NEAR-DECADE OF MAKING COMICS HAVE I EVER….