My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards….

It's easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper..

That night I dreamed of turduckens..

T.S Elliot was wrong. My world ended with a bang the minute we entered the Compound and the silver door closed behind us. The sound was brutal. Final..

What is a turducken? An exclusive culinary creation available by special order from some little Cajun town down south. Entirely deboned, a turducken ….

I would have rather had a dad with change jingling in his pocket; one who would have spent the last forty minutes of the world raking leaves for his ….

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first.

Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not much ch….