Sam Levenson

The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to collect. We kids were carriers. We ran a pickup and delivery service.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?