I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage..

I was brought up to question things, but I was always a really quiet and shy child..

Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at….

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My p….

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little ….

As a viewer myself, I tend to gravitate toward projects that have a really strong voice of a strong creator..

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care….

Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to express itself. I don't model it after ….

The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes….

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people..

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments..

You need to be able to agree from time to time if we're going to get anywhere. Once you have started a civil dialogue, it's a much smoother road to c….

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask..

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada..

I find Donald Trump so haphazard, and that keeps me up at night..

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback..

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is..

There's always going to be someone who hates you. There's always going to be people who love you. It's a risk in either direction..

The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him..

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy..