God makes stars. I just produce them..

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job..

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot..

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business..

In two words, impossible..

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined..

Forecasts are difficult to make-particularly those about the future..

Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory..

Gentlemen, include me out..

Ill give you a definite maybe..

A Hospital is no place to be sick..

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong..

You've got to take the sour with the bitter..

Don't let your opinion sway your judgment..

Tell them to stand closer apart..

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead..

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day..

Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union..

Coffee isn't my cup of tea..

I'm living beyond my means, but I can afford it..

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man..