I suffer from the sense that everything good in my life is about to go away..

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?.

I'm not one to attribute every activity of man to the changes in the climate. There is something to be said also for man's activities, but also for t….

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going….

The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards!.

The sardines had their heads on and they were like watching you..

On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I want….

It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now!.

The beauty of my body is not measured by the size of the clothes it can fit into, but by the stories that it tells. I have a belly and hips that say,….

Googling is not spying. It's social networking..

Unless government appropriately regulates oil developments and holds oil executives accountable, the public will not trust them to drill, baby, drill….

We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to vis….

The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have happened to Jews..

No matter that I have inhibitions enough to fill all my pockets; I keep trying , hoping that one day I'll write a poem I can be proud to let sit in a….

Oh my God — I'm turning into my mother!.

Love doesn't need to be doubted, tested or proven... it's meant to be shown, shared, and nurtured. Find your strength in love..

I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving..

I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous. The best….

I remember when I got a part on 'Seinfeld' it was like an out of body experience, I was so excited..

Now, no one expects us to agree on everything, whether in Juneau or in Washington. But we are expected to govern with integrity and goodwill and clea….

Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate ... It's time to impeach; and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants o….