Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke..

Waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists..

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick..

Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as….