Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipp….

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore..

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!.

And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now..

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean..

Sometimes loving each other isn't enough. You have to be responsible for your own happiness. You can't stay in a relationship because you're afraid o….

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill..

Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated.

I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if someone says, "Don't say that,"….

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin..

I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do..

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what….

The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart..

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing ….

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second..

We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy..

Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying,….

I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school..

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't..

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive..

You're supposed to have friends you can tell anything to..