Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit..

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so..

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat..

With women you don't have to talk your head off. You just say a word and let them fill in from there..

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching..

If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank roll, nothing black but a Cadillac, nothing over twent….

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to..

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE..

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent m….

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out..

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines..

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way..

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven..

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second..

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangl….

Baseball is the most perfect of games, solid, true, pure and precious as diamonds. If only life were so simple. Within the baselines anything can hap….

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my side….

I never rush myself. See, they can't start the game without me..

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you..

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy..