You win a few, you lose a few. Some get rained out. But you got to dress for all of them..

Baseball is the most perfect of games, solid, true, pure and precious as diamonds. If only life were so simple. Within the baselines anything can hap….

Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. Keep the juices flowing by jangl….

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching..

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to..

NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE..

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines..

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you..

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way..

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?.

If you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to anybody..

I use my single windup, my double windup, my triple windup, my hesitation windup, my no windup. I also use my step-n-pitch-it, my submariner, my side….

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood..

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move..

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven..

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes you get rained out..

Sometimes I sit and think and other times I just sit..

My pitching philosophy is simple - keep the ball way from the bat..

One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second..

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent m….

What's scary in life is not what people know (or don't know), but what they know that ain't so..