Occupation: Comic Strip Creator Birth: June 8, 1957
Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight..
The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want..
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it..
When did ignorance become a point of view?.
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure..
You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the th….
If you want success, figure out the price, then pay it..
Ideas are worthless. Execution is everything..
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts..
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun..
I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees..
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep..
Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas..
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consu….
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the mana….
The day you realize that your efforts and rewards are not related, it really frees up your calendar..
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot..
Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else..
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end..
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt..
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve..