I feel I should be doing stupid stuff, but I'm not going to..

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and ev….

I had that thing of wanting to prove I was a tough kid..

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard..

If you don't have any fight in you, you might as well be dead..

I never planned on being a plumber..

In the end, the work shows if you're good..

If you love acting and you've ever experienced theater, then you know that in a movie it's almost impossible to live out that experience, unless you'….

And at the end of the day, if the movie's no good, I'll live to fight another day..

The reason I started writing movies was because I kept getting parts that I just kind of stepped into. I didn't have to do a lot of work and I ended ….

I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's..

When I was 17 years old, I was in the music business..

In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it..

Now my drug is writing or acting, being creative..

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant..

Good things happen when you get your priorities straight..

I want to struggle and make films. It's not a financial thing, it's more of a who-I-am thing..

I want to get married, but I'm always tortured in relationships..

Good, bad mediocre or whatever it is, if a director wants me in his movie, I take it as a compliment..

I just feel like if I do good work, then people should respect me for the work I do..

But with writing, all you need is a pad of paper..