I'm a big star. I don't need to be dealing with you peasants!.

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies..

I didn't buy the piano to play it, I bought it because it looks nice..

I could puke on myself and still be good looking..

I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible..

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!.

I never thought I'd be in a family that has more people than a small country..

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit..

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me..

Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!.

I gotta learn to rap..

Balls in general are not a good looking item..

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone.

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm t….

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent..

People who say real men don't wear pink obviously don't know any real men!.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka..

Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?.