Am I a myth? Am I a legend? Or am I a phenomenon?.

I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!.

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!.

DDP, you need to get a sex-change so you can get the balls to come out here and fight me!.

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights, to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer than Scott Steiner, but all I need is one night to hav….

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans!.

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon?.

I don't have 30 days and 30 nights to show you why all the hoochies say there's nothing finer...than Scott Steiner..

DDP, when I look at you, I see white trash! When I look at the people in the crowd, I see white trash. So maybe you are the people's champion!.

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world!.

Throughout my career, Ive wrestled a lot of countries..

Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer!.

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!.