I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker..

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two.

You write your first draft with your heart and you re-write with your head. The first key to writing is to write, not to think..

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile..